The Rules

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1. Don't talk to me.

1(a) Only talk to me if I talk first, & only on limited topics (never the bar)

1(b) Unless I want to talk about the bar; do not comment except to agree

2. Do not ask me questions. Ever. About anything.

3. If I ask questions, please answer them.

3(a) Answer only the question asked.

4. If you have questions, go read other blogs & realize this is all normal.